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Welcome to Chris Allen's Web Pages

Why not have a look at my art gallery or read my story. My Photo Album is in the Friends and Family section of the site and you will need your username and password to see it.

If you know me and would like to get a username and password then please e-mail webmaster@chrisallen.me.uk

If you have got any good ideas for other things that I should include then let me know.

Hope you enjoy your visit to my pages and come back again soon

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KID-DLES

What works only when it's fired?

A rocket

Jokes

Boy: I found a horseshoe this morning

Mother: Do you know what that means?

Boy: Yes! Some horse is running around in it's bare feet.